austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via questionableinnerthoughts)


That’s the thing about puns. They demand to be made.

-John Green (via hudlion)

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via himenoyume)


weakflowers:

✖

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via noodlelifts)


youngblackandvegan:

oddfuturenormalpast:

maya-leche:

britheprincesss:

proteinpills:

mentallymassacred:

dreamsandwhatever:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

No

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whyyyyyy

Shut the fuck up, he did not.

😂😂 wtf

Bye

omg

i just spit my juice out
this can’t be real life lol

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

(via jamesfactscalvin)


forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

(via jamesfactscalvin)


phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via questionableinnerthoughts)


forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick, via questionableinnerthoughts)


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via amusingcheers)


dalekpoetry:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

wickedsteph:

silversora:

glitterweave:

chronicallylate:

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

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put legs in one leg hole

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pull up and on to shoulder

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instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

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NEVER forget to accessorize 

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well one of us is going to have to change

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THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!

Guys

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I really think

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I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….image

(Source: chronicallylate, via jamesfactscalvin)