tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.
graphiteknight:

hobbitts:

art


I made a sequel.

thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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(via jackthemother)


fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via sott-acqua)


  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes


I urge you to please notice when you are happy.

-Kurt Vonnegut (via laviesepoursuit)

(via hudlion)



khaleesimermaid:

I just want to cuddle and make out all day. Do I actually have to be a functioning member of society?

(via hudlion)


chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING
http://tuxedoandex.tumblr.com/post/98154406922/jackthemother-tuxedoandex-jackthemother

jackthemother:

jackthemother:

tuxedoandex:

jackthemother:

When someone tries to argue that you can’t do something because you’re a women just continually scream “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY” until they leave you alone.

what about when people tell men they can’t cry and stuff? is there something i can…

Women have never said a man can’t show emotion. Other men have. It’s fathers and brother that say “be a man toughen up”

Women have said that men shouldn’t show emotions. From childhood when they cry they’re told to stop crying and acting like girls. As they get older the phrase ‘stop being a baby’ or ‘stop crying’ or ‘why’re you being so emotional for?’ are thrown at them too.


David Beckham is the most beautiful man alive.
I saw him. I can confirm what has been confirmed.
Holy fudgesticks.


When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.

-Melanie Exler  (via seulray)

(Source: strengthenizer, via abrokenhartisblind)



But I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

-Olivia Wilde (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via abrokenhartisblind)